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Friday, March 14th, is HANDS Boobday!

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This marks the first time The Neighbor and I deliberately collaborated on an image.  The last pic with him in it was something I did spur of the moment.  Today he came over before work because I told him morning light in my room was the best.

As he rolled down his sleeves and I finished up brushing my teeth he said, “I think the picture will look better with the sleeves down.”  My heart clenched a little at that.

It was awkward at first so I took a couple of random shots.  He began to see how the image was different from real life and he made adjustments.  For example, scrunching my breast in his hand — something he loves to do ordinarily — destroyed the shape and made it almost unrecognizable.  I also felt shy doing my “selfie thing”, I mean, who normally arches for a picture like they’re a supermodel except for supermodels??

Also, big news, everyone!  Next week marks the 1 year anniversary of Boobday!  HOLY SHIT!!  So, in honor of that, it will be a very special theme suggested by Escapist Girl.  It’s with some chagrin and lots of embarrassment that I’ve chosen to use it, but it seems somewhat fitting.

EG suggested:

4. Hyacinth – Maybe you can do this on your blog anniversary? Since I started reading your blog last year I have taken about a hundred selfies trying to copy your shots – thinking maybe I can look that good (like you). Haha I’ve erased most of them and have since realized my boobs are not photogenic at all.  But I am pretty sure most of your readers have tried this! You will probably say Boobday is not about you and while I will agree – this theme sounds like fun :)

I happen to whole-heartedly disagree with her that her boobs aren’t photogenic (it’s literally impossible!), but I do think her idea is a terrific one, if not a little humbling for me.

Therefore, next week’s one-year anniversary theme is HYACINTH. 

Aaaaaagh!  I just died of embarrassment a little!

 

I’ll share some of my secrets with you, so as to possibly eliminate any frustrations:

  1. sometimes I use the Afterlight app on my phone.  It seems to read my mind and I always get the image I’m hoping for
  2. other times I just take advantage of soft, ambient sunlight, not harsh, artificial lights
  3. there’s also a trick in holding my phone.  I switch the camera to face me on the screen of my phone so I can see the framing, then I hold the phone between my pinky and index fingers and tap the shutter button with my thumb.  It allows for a more stable base and I can capture the best angles hyacinthjones_hold_phone

Have fun with this one, everyone!  I’m not really sure what “Hyacinth” means to all of you, but I surely look forward to what you come up with!

xx

Hy

Want to participate in Boobday?  Go here and read the Guidelines and State of the Boob Union to answer any questions, but this is the TL;DR of what I need each time:

  1. an attached pic

  2. a sentence about why you chose this particular photo

  3. if you want to be anonymous or not

  4. a hyperlink or URL to your Twitter handle (if you have one)

  5. a hyperlink or URL to your blog post (if you have one and post, it must have my Boobday banner and a link back to me and only posted on Friday)

Emails sent to me with all of this info plus the theme will be given preferential treatment.  I will not look up links.

My HANDS tits:

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This was TN’s favorite of the bunch.

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My favorite.

I have always loved TN’s hands.  Probably because of that myth about the size of a man’s hands and his penis size; his are wide and sturdy with fingers only as long as my own.  It’s like his hands are a joke on the world because he packs a bunch of big inches in his sexy shorts.  Take that, world!

NOT my HANDS tits (click on images for any click-thrus!):

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Beck offers us a creamy place to rest. Follow her at @Beck42069.

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newdawn_hands

I love how this picture evokes “super spy” for me. New Dawn is always so fucking hot.

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anisa_hands

Anisa reminded me that those of us who nursed our babies probably have lots of “boob pics with hands” in them.

I love this bra. I love my wedding ring. I love my boob (today, at least). I love Boobday. :-)

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darkandanon_hands

I absolutely love how Dark and Anonymous’ shirt implies it’s a University T and then it’s coupled with a collar and an exposed breast.  Just too much!

More than a handful.

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scarlett_hands

I love this so much! Maybe I should make a theme that includes hot ass snarls! @ATrueUnfolding on Twitter.

I didn’t have ‘hands’ available, so I disguised my right hand and took it out on my boob.

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kiera_hands

Looks like great minds think alike! Kiera shares her gloved hands with us for a second time!

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silverdrop_hands

Here we get a a little peek of @SilverDomUK, too! Follow both him and @SilverdropUK on Twitter.

We’ve put a Boobday post on our blog with this caption: “Excuse the quality, it was grabbed (pun possibly intended) in haste on the camera phone,” and linked to you. Attached pic anyway for your viewing pleasure.  :)

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The lovely and mysterious Anonymous Aussie.

Ok, here goes: my tits, my hands & at this moment, MY gorgeous cock, MY cum on my tits! ;)


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